Let's All Go to the Movies.

Oh, hey there.

What's new?

Yeah, not a lot for me, either.
Springs are breaking all over the place for us college folk.
Right now I'd rather be in Cancun, doing body shots off of Tiffany, the blonde cheerleader from Ohio State with the Hello Kitty tattoo on her inner thigh.
But I'm not in Cancun and Tiffany is nowhere in sight.

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Actually, for what it's worth, I'd rather be here with you.

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Body shots?


So Steve Biegner's in a movie.

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Wow. That was an impressive spit-take. Set the cola down an' I'll fill you in on the details.

It appears Golden Boy Steve Biegner, pride of HCHS and possessor of some of the finest artistic talent in the Pioneer Valley, has gone to Hollywood.
Okay, well, not actually Hollywood. Although I'm gonna propose that as his new nickname. Steve "Hollywood" Biegner.
Catchy.
Anyway, Steve contributed as song-- "A Window, A Vault, A Pillar of Salt"-- off his new album to an award-winning local comedy called Anchor Eddy's.

The film was directed by former South Hadley resident Dave Dellecese.
The song is first heard in the movie performed by a movie band called the Dune Boogies. Steve's version has the distinction of being played over the final credits.

So this is all well and good, you tell me. But how can we see this long-deserved break firsthand?
Well worry not, my little March Hares. For where there's a will, there's a way.

On March 16th, 2007 (Friday) at 7:00 P.M. the film will be premiering at Tower Theaters in South Hadley. At the premiere will be hors d'oeuvres, a meet and greet with Dave Dellecese and some actors from the film, a performance by Steve Biegner, the film itself, followed by a Q&A with the director, the screenwriter, and several of the local actors that appear in the film.

For just 12, count 'em, 12 measely dollars, you can be there for the whole event.
It's a one-night-only deal that includes a ticket to hear the music, your ticket to see the film, a pass to the Q&A and Meet & Greet, plus all the hors d'oeuvres you can eat.

Sounds pretty amazing, huh?

Well wait, there's more!

Steve also appears in the movie. He plays a shirtless, eye-liner soaked heavy metal drummer.

The film, Anchor Eddy's, is about a friendly local small-town bartender who is trying to save his family bar from his greedy partner, who's hellbent on selling out to a corporate coffeechain.

Dis movie is Dellecese's 4th feature film and has just won the award for Best Comedy 2006 at the Worcester Underground Film Festival.

Call (413)-533-FILM (that's 533-3456) for more information.

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And, with that brief but substantial bit of good news, I am off!

Whoosh!

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No. No, wait.
That's EJ Massa's thing.

Um . . .

Splash?