Whoops!

Okay, okay, okay.

Ya got me.

8 flawless posts and nary a slip up. Do I get a medal? Do I get a parade in my honor? Do I get a date?

No!

But, on unlucky number 9 I slip up and all of a sudden . . . uh . . . I hear the riotous clamor of . . . no one.

Someone get on my back about this, would you?

Sheesh!

How's a guy supposed to stay motivated if no one is going around breathing down the back of his neck.

!

Don't breathe too hard. It tickles.

Okay, so I've missed the first days of two plays.

It's time for a few small repairs, she said.

For starters, there's Miss Lucy McRae's Senior thesis, storming up the stage at Manhattanville College, Friday the 20th (tomorrow) at 11 p.m. at the Ex Theatre, and again, Sunday the 22nd at 2 p.m. in the same place.

Ah, but what is this senior thesis all about? You may be asking this very second.

Well, lemme lay it on ya straight.

It's called Cathleen ni Houlihan, and it's by W.B. Yeats.

Synopsis:

A short and legendary Irish play set in a small bay town in Ireland, 1798. The Gillane family is preparing to marry off their eldest son Michael when a mysterious Old Woman, seemingly from another world, enters and changes everything.

The Ex Theatre is located on the ground floor of Founders Hall, at 2900 Purchase Street, in Purchase, NY.

There is a 55 person maximun seating capacity, and the thing operates on a first come, first served basis.

Translation: Get there, get there quick.

Good luck, Lucy Goosey, from all of us here at PACA Central. We're sure you'll do us proud.

. . .

Now! On to the second item of business, then, will we?

Let me tell you right now that urine luck.

Because young Stepanie Lepine, star of stage and screen, will be whizzing her way through Urinetown. Ahh, what a relief it will be to see her performing again. Gives one a warm, spreading, soothing feeling, doesn't it?

That show (which has been rather popular at colleges lately, has it not?) will be tinkling on stage tonight, tomorrow, and Saturday.

The show starts at 8 all three nights, and tickets-- get this-- are free.

And, perhaps, after the show you can use that extra money to go out and get pissed.

Whew.

What's better than talented friends at cheap, impressive shows?

Nothing!

So git on out there and see some magic this week!